Author: Trout's Staff
Dear Mr. Division of Wildlife Officer,
Twice this year I have seen you on the river, and I think that you have seen me too, but you always walk right by and never give me the time of day. Every year I buy my annual fishing license, all in the hopes that you may come by and check it (okay, there is the benefits that go to habitat and conservation). But year after year, nothing. You'll walk by me , pass me in your cool DOW Pick-Up, or maybe even float by me on the river; and everytime you act like I don't exhist. Are we fighting and I just don't know it? Am I so intimidating that you fear to ask to see my license? I just want to better understand why you have been avoiding me for so many years, and never want to check that I am a legal angler, and maybe even have a nice converstaion about all the awesome fish I have caught. Well I truley hope to see you soon, maybe next time you'll come and chat, it really would make my day.